o hey i havent drawn Tavros’s godtier yet
Best Friend: Vriska
Playful Rival: Nepeta
Crush on you: Tavros
First Kiss: Gamzee
First time: Terezi
Best Friend: Nepeta
Playful Rival: Sollux
Crush On You: Nepeta
First Kiss: Nepeta
First Time: Feferi
Best friend: Kanaya Maryam
Playful rival: Nepeta Leijon
Flirt: Terezi Pyrope
Crush on you: Equius Zahhak
First kiss: John Egbert
Tease: Dave Strider
First time: Eridan Ampora
Lover: Karkat Vantas
Cockblock: Feferi Peixes
CG: GAMZEE, WHAT ARE YOU SITTING ON?
TC: nothing you ought up and get your worry on about, bro.
CG: THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING THAT YOU DO THAT I CAN’T WORRY ABOUT, THIS INCLUDES WHAT YOU SIT ON NOW GET UP.
TC: WHATEVER YOU MOTHERFUCKING SAY, BROTHER.
CG: OH. WELL WHATEVER, JUST A SHIR— *OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO YOU CLOWNISH FREAK OF NATURE?!* JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE GETTING HEALTHIER DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN USE YOUR NEWFOUND MUSCLE MASS TO RIP MY SHIRTS TO CHANNEL YOUR MURDEROUS URGES UNTO DEFENSELESS COTTON-BASED CLOTHING.
TC: man this shit all has itself spun as a motherfucking accident, no mistruths here.
CG: FINE, THEN I’LL *ACCIDENTALLY* THROW YOUR HORNS INTO MY DEATHTRAP OF A MODUS.
TC: AWW MAN, THAT AIN’T MOTHERFUCKING COOL. :o(
((as always, Karkat’s dialogue (even above!) is by: http://tactfulgrimalkin.tumblr.com ))
no wait I did a really important warm-up doodle
This is seriously the best how-to I have ever seen.
And it is true: babies are ham. Remember this next time you look at a baby.
wow, speaking of eating babies…
Thank you for the submission, sardinysaurus. :-)
Ugh. The under layer of humanity is disgusting.
This. Is. Why. We. Are. FUCKING. ANGRY.
Well. I’m off to bathe my brain in bleach now.
Wow. Well then…
Oh, yeah. Being held down and violated definitely makes you a “whore.” Let’s eat babies while we’re at it, too — they’re small and weak and probably tasty, right?
This guy is obviously really bitter about being dumped or hates him mom or something.
Incidentally, just because women are (often, not always) PHYSICALLY weaker than men doesn’t mean they don’t occasionally carry firearms….