jtotheizzoe:

Will we appeal to the crystals and the stars or to our minds?

(via Joanne Manaster)

omnomnom

everyonelovesrobots:

canesandsceptres:

I love you.

i love you!

OH MY GOD THIS IS CUTE

happyds:

o hey i havent drawn Tavros’s godtier yet

everyonelovesrobots:

listlessdork:

Best Friend: Vriska

Playful Rival: Nepeta

Flirt: Terezi

Crush on you: Tavros

First Kiss: Gamzee

Tease: Rose

First time: Terezi

 Lover: Eridan

Cockblock: John.

Best Friend: Nepeta

Playful Rival: Sollux

Flirt: Vriska

Crush On You: Nepeta

First Kiss: Nepeta

Tease: Karkat

First Time: Feferi

Lover: Nepeta

Cockblock: Rose

Best friend: Kanaya Maryam

Playful rival: Nepeta Leijon

Flirt: Terezi Pyrope

Crush on you: Equius Zahhak

First kiss: John Egbert

Tease: Dave Strider

First time: Eridan Ampora

Lover: Karkat Vantas

Cockblock: Feferi Peixes

Sounds legit.

capriciousqueries:

CG: GAMZEE, WHAT ARE YOU SITTING ON?
TC: nothing you ought up and get your worry on about, bro.
CG: THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING THAT YOU DO THAT I CAN’T WORRY ABOUT, THIS INCLUDES WHAT YOU SIT ON NOW GET UP.
TC: WHATEVER YOU MOTHERFUCKING SAY, BROTHER.
CG: OH. WELL WHATEVER, JUST A SHIR— *OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO YOU CLOWNISH FREAK OF NATURE?!* JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE GETTING HEALTHIER DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN USE YOUR NEWFOUND MUSCLE MASS TO RIP MY SHIRTS TO CHANNEL YOUR MURDEROUS URGES UNTO DEFENSELESS COTTON-BASED CLOTHING.
TC: man this shit all has itself spun as a motherfucking accident, no mistruths here.
CG: FINE, THEN I’LL *ACCIDENTALLY* THROW YOUR HORNS INTO MY DEATHTRAP OF A MODUS.
TC: AWW MAN, THAT AIN’T MOTHERFUCKING COOL. :o(

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((as always, Karkat’s dialogue (even above!) is by: http://tactfulgrimalkin.tumblr.com ))

most-awkward-moments:

facepalm

hughinmunin:

scarvenrot:

no wait I did a really important warm-up doodle

This is seriously the best how-to I have ever seen.

And it is true: babies are ham. Remember this next time you look at a baby.

wow, speaking of eating babies…

hughinmunin:

ionsfolly:

wenchlatte:

oriencor:

feminishblog:

Thank you for the submission, sardinysaurus. :-)

Demand Reddit Remove Subreddits that Promote Rape, Aggressive Misogyny, Transpobia, Violence Against Women, and Ableism

Ugh. The under layer of humanity is disgusting.

This. Is. Why. We. Are. FUCKING. ANGRY.

Well. I’m off to bathe my brain in bleach now.

Wow. Well then…

Oh, yeah.  Being held down and violated definitely makes you a “whore.”  Let’s eat babies while we’re at it, too — they’re small and weak and probably tasty, right?

This guy is obviously really bitter about being dumped or hates him mom or something.

Incidentally, just because women are (often, not always) PHYSICALLY weaker than men doesn’t mean they don’t occasionally carry firearms….